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  Exhibit A: A novice, only able to pop out of cardboard, for now. Summary This breed is infamous for being able to burrow itself into the walls of different structures. Their strength and versatility varies from cat to cat; some are able to move and hide in concrete walls while others, often more speedy variants prefer the ease of cardboard instead. It's often thought that these cats borrowed the technique from a beloved prey of theirs, mice, though not much research has been done on this technique's origin as of late.  Are they a threat? There have so far been two notable attacks that are recorded carried out by this breed, but don't seem to be a big deal in grand scheme of things and shouldn't be the main priority of defenses as they don't appear often. If one is spotted, don't be afraid to take action as you are likely a target. Don't forget to report any sightings to us right here in the comments. How can I be sure I'm safe from them? As mentioned b...

  As shown by the image above as well as several others beneath it, catkind aims to infiltrate us by partaking in our customs, this Halloween is no exception. They do this seamlessly by dressing up in costumes much like us, weaponizing their cute charm forcing people no option but to accept their place. We can't let this happen.  What to look out for: The first image depicts the mage, a breed of variety. Their magic can cause a number of effects including but not limited to: Immobilizing you, leaving you open to further attacks Carry poisonous potions; may try to spike candy so be wary of what you digest Are often a support class, they are used to power up more offensive classes with strength decoctions Overall, a threat if left unchecked but not a problem on its own. The medic is a class that specializes in healing other cats, poor offensive capabilities however. Some variants get around this by wearing protective gear but this is rare and the gear is relatively of poor quali...

 Here are a few instances of cats that went undetected for years, and could be in your home as we speak. A good way to detect these is to regularly clean your house in areas you think are prone to this issue. Clean your whole house just to be safe. 

 They've gotten a hold of this blog soon after its creation   Keen eyed viewers may have noticed this image at the end of the previous post, a clear example of cat propaganda and a show of just how much power and influence the enemy has. It cleverly depicts an anti cat sign (a sign I very much adore) but instead of the cat being behind the bar as it should be, it's completely in front of the bar.  AN OBVIOUS INDICATOR OF THE PERCEIVED SUPERIORITY OF THE FELINE RACE. THIS. MEANS. WAR. My most sincerest of apologies for my naivety.    We'll use this thing from now on.