greetings fellow cat haters.

The purpose of this blog is to prepare for the inevitable, of course I'm talking about the incoming human on cat conflict known as the catastrophe. Or the catpocalypse I haven't decided yet. I think I'll use them interchangeably. For years they've infiltrated our daily lives, through cat videos, depicting the felines as harmless animals. Or as pets, developing a closer bond to us naive humans, waiting for the perfect time to strike. They've also evolved (I will begrudgingly admit) so called "cute" exteriors to mask their malicious intent. 

I fear their infiltration is beginning to reach newer heights and is a clear indicator of an incoming catpocalypse and I'm taking action now.




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